John Galliano. A Worthless Piece of Shit

Meet John Galliano. It’s almost too easy to tear this guy to bits. He’s a fashion designer socialite who makes his money from making disgusting looking clothes for scrawny 15 year old models. The fashion industry really is at the Apex of everything wrong with society today. It’s based completely off the belief of class hierarchy (only the rich could ever wear dior) and is the epitome of how the world places vacuous sex objects above all else. I don’t care that he dresses and wants to look like a woman, or the fact that he’s gay. Who cares? A douchebag is a douchebag. The real problem with John Galliano is that I have to be the one defending him. You see, someone made fun of Galliano’s shoes or something. And this how now become an international outrage that demands all of our attention! Well, you can take a look at the illustration to see how it seems to have gone.

Basically Galliano flew off the handle and allegedly went a little Jerry Springer on a couple sitting in a cafe. But the problem is not that he yelled at a couple, it’s what he said. You see in France it’s against the law to yell racial epithets at people. It’s actually a lesser offense in many places to punch someone in the face than to call them a name. A lot of European countries have these laws. There’s supposed to help out with community cohesion or some bullshit but basically it means you’re never supposed to say anything about nazis, or make fun of muslims. It also extends to religious beliefs (atheists aren’t included, no big surprise there) as well as artwork (I actually have a group of friends who were kicked out of Poland for violating blasphemy laws). So basically the hate speech laws through out all of Europe are just a big ball of fuck. Which brings us back to this douchebag boy george wannabe. While I completely disagree with what he said, I can’t understand why the fuck the police had to get involved. Some bullshit fashion designer was mean to some people in a cafe. Who the fuck cares? I think someone said it better before, maybe it was Jimmy Carter….Doing Google search….Oh, it was Voltaire. Yes Voltaire said that “I hate what you say, but I will defend to the last, your right to say it” Europe should be embarassed that a little bitchfest moment has become national news. CNN actually cut away from gaddafi’s speech (I don’t blame em, that shit was like 4 hours long and made no sense anyway) to cover this story. When did the whole world become such little crybabies? Somebody says something bad about you, or your god, or your beliefs? get over it. there are 5 billion other people in the world. Can you imagine the police officer filing out a police report for someone calling someone else a name? seriously? Are we not grown ups? We have to call the police if someone “offends” us? bullshit. Either stand up for yourself and try to top their ignorant remarks (usually something about fucking their moms skull will make them cringe) or just ignore it. Sticks and stones you know? In closing I’d like to present a short clip from Steve Hughes and what he has to say about people getting “offended”